I love wine… but I hate the 100 or so calories in each glass. Because really, who can just have 1 glass. 1 usually turns into 2 … and after 2, i’m down for a shot. The calories just keep adding up. Umm hello … this is probably the most exciting thing i’ve heard all day. ZERO CALORIE WINE. Umm yes, you read that correctly. 0. Zip. Nada. AWESOME! Read on…
Sunday, Slender wine, a zero calorie wine, was handed out at the Oscars in the presenter gift bags. Bottled by the Chateau Thomas Winery in Indiana, celebrities had the chance to get wasted without growing too wide for their couture dresses! The winery boasts that Slender has no sugar, no carbs and no fat and took 2 years to develop. Blogs suggest it has zero calories.
Zero calories!?
This wine sounds like a dream come true, but I just don’t understand how on earth Slender’s claims could be possible. How can there be no carbs? And no calories? (Sugar alcohol is considered a carb and is metabolized the same as a real sugar.) But the makers continue to tout the amazing benefits of Slender: it has no calories (in the sweetener), has a 0 Glycemic index, contains no carbohydrates, has the identical flavor spectrum as Sucrose (sugar), has no aftertaste, does not affect insulin levels, and has zero side effects (because it cannot be metabolized by the human body).
It is basically every college girls’ dream: the ability to drink without all those pesky calories? And for only $10.99 on their website you can try this god-sent beverage. I’m ordering a case tonight. Heaven. Let’s hope it’s fabulous.
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did you get your slender wine? Was there a nutrition label that actually said that there were no calories in a glass?